Hello, fellow Minecrafters!

Okay, let’s start with Villagers:
What’s up with their faces?! I mean, come on! Their noses are almost as big as their arms, for goodness sake! Plus, the only way to get them to smile is to make a texture pack that makes them smile.

Next, Creepers:
They frown. They explode. And worst of all (OH NOES :(!), they walk! But what sucks is that they chase you on sight most of the time. Even though you never have a CHASE ME, CREEPERS! sign on your back or front!

Finally, Ghasts:
The baby ghost animals! 🙁 OOOHHHHHH NNNNNNOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Ghasts are the main reason why people don’t usually go to the Nether for a vacation.
Imagine that: you go to the Nether and stay at a hotel where all the staff are (……dun, dun, DDDDDUUUNNNNNN!!!) Ghasts!!!

Well, tune in next Saturday for another awesome Minecraft Blog Post!

CURRENT MOOD: Freaked out that I have to go to the Nether next Friday (OH NOES!!!) 🙁